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THX 1247 (A Late Christmas Gift)
April 21, 2010 | In: Christmas Gifts
This is the first (and worst) video I ever had a hand in. It stars a bunch of my High School friends and the fat version of me, and as much as I’d like to deny it, none of it is intended to be funny. The ridiculous title, horrendous dialogue, even the glaring editing gaffs are all things that seemed like a good idea to our acne-riddled brains. If you can keep that in mind, I think you might enjoy watching this nearly half as much as I do.
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25 Responses to THX 1247 (A Late Christmas Gift)
peteyrock1
April 21st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Mad props. My cousin and I used to do stuff like this. By way, slightly watered down ketchup can make a decent blood effect in a pinch.
bananitassss
April 21st, 2010 at 7:35 pm
So…
anyone else notice how Swaim had those awkward, outward-facing feet?
Also, the squeaky door is so fucking annoying.
This whole thing is hilarious, though…
WhatsOnNext
April 21st, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Lol why would you wear solid black clothing to perform a secret mission a) during the day and b) in a well lit office?
I love Swaim. He got exponentially better with age.
chaoticjesus
April 21st, 2010 at 8:04 pm
mark.
Engimal
April 21st, 2010 at 8:54 pm
… Did I just see Michael Swain throat punch a bitch?
Aabicus
April 21st, 2010 at 9:35 pm
After reading the comments on here and TAM blog, I know I must watch this movie. Screw my physics midterm in 20 minutes.
CartoonFreak04
April 21st, 2010 at 10:27 pm
oh my god you look exactly like my best friend in this video
RebeckaRowan
April 21st, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Loving the “aw, shucks” moment when he drops the gun and the floppy. Oh, and the slomo freaky laughing. And the kickass man fight!
Ah, what the hell. I love it all. It’s freaking pre-genius from start to finish. Also, I think that might be the most hair gel I’ve ever seen in one place.
glook
April 21st, 2010 at 11:10 pm
After watching this video, I got Swaim Flu.
qaizali
April 21st, 2010 at 11:17 pm
lmao that was the best vid i have ever seen :O
xxoddgoxx
April 21st, 2010 at 11:54 pm
HAHAHAHAHA FLOPPY DISK.
that door is hella squeaky.
that blonde spiky villian dude is seriously going to visit me in nightmares though. how did he miss the oscar nod?
mythstoorfoot
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 am
Haha, nice blood effects there.
What year was this video made?
CIApunisher916
April 22nd, 2010 at 12:43 am
Well you gotta start somewhere
MornRail
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 am
Because of my love for Swain, I watched all of this nearly 10 minute hot mess. You guys must have gotten so many girls.
RingoWinfrey
April 22nd, 2010 at 1:56 am
Just finished it. 7:10 really gave it that extra push into a failing grade.
And that fight – badass status confirmed.
RingoWinfrey
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:25 am
“Mark me, my pro-tuh-jay”
Wow, that guy was the best villain/douche ever.
watchthedecline
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:46 am
Wow! Thank you Swaim. This was so awful, I couldn’t even get a cheap laugh out of it (compliment, really). Kudos on the cojones to put it up though. Keep it up (your new work, not this crap).
EdwardWasAVampire
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:24 am
michael swaim, i want to sex you.
please?
FrankenBosey
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:37 am
This is one of those vids that goes into my “But Why?” department.
Bigkahkistan
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:59 am
Man, I was angry when I saw this on the front of your channel. I mean, when I see Mike Swaim, I expect gut-busting comedy, and when I don’t get that, I become literally mad with rage (you heard me). I actually thought I had come to the wrong channel, and that this was some other Swaim.
Then I read the description. Yeah, I sat through a good 5 minutes of it before I realized it wasn’t going to be a regular comedy video.
Jbakerbass
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:24 am
my favorite part of the entire thing is probably the squeaky door.
B- for effort.
ImmobilePanda
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:45 am
I love that the gloves you wear, don’t cover your fingerprints…
ZizzyB23
April 22nd, 2010 at 4:49 am
The dialogue in this sounds like its from some kind of crappy anime.
“Are you questioning me pupil!!!???”
MangoJesus
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:06 am
How did this gy turn into awesome comedy? Hey Mike, do some more of this stuff, see what you’ve got
Switchblade47
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:45 am
holy shizz, was that a floppy disc?